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Why Al-Qaeda’s Promise Of Paradise Is Fundamentally Illogical

As we listen to the two principal culprits of Al-Qaeda attempt to motivate the unsuspecting to become suicidal dupes of its ideology, we cannot help but hear that their furious rhetoric is grievously flawed. We decided we might save some lives by bringing to bear on their promise of Paradise via murder the most frightening prospect a furiously brandished lie can confront: logic. Let’s begin by reviewing the fundamental values on which their provocative illogic is based: 1. There is only one true God 2. God is great 3. The way to please God is to kill people who don’t believe in Him exactly the way we do. Well, well, let’s have a look-see. If there is only one true God, we are all – Sunnis, Shiites, Christians, Jews, and those who believe anything else – “children” of the same God. If God is great, God is logical. If God is logical, He would very likely not be pleased by some of His children killing His other children. In fact, He would, logically, be upset. If so, He ...